Different Versions of "The Good Samaritan"

RYM was having the annual camp from 27 to 30 of Dec this year. Had lots of fun time! Below are the skits put up by the 5 groups of people. Basically, they are based on the story of the Good Samaritan from Luke 10:25-37, but in different versions... enjoy!

1. The Hip-Hop Version

2. The Chinese Opera Version

3. The Multi-Accent Version

4. The Musical Version

5. The Bollywood Version

科技这！·#￥%……—*!@#$%^&*东西

科技这东西有时候真的不能够太过依赖它。当它发起疯来时，一方在苦等，另一方则在拼命打，不管怎样就是无法使双方联络上。结果？一方认为对方没有心，另一方只能喊冤，死无对证…

上帝啊！这是怎么一回事儿？！

Jokes

Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one. Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid. If you don't believe me I'll show you." He called his driver Ah Beng over and said, "Ah Beng, here is a $10 note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes". To which Ah Beng replied,"Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and rushed off to the Showroom.

The rich man then turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid." The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." And he called his driver, Ah Seng. "Ah Seng, go home now and check to s ee if I'm at home." To which Ah Seng said, "Yes Sir! Right away,Sir!" and ran home. "See what I have told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be atvhome if I am here."

Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ah Seng, "Eh, you know my boss is sooooooo stupid. He gave me $10 and asked me to go to thecar showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"

Ah Seng replied, "You think your boss is stupid? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home... He got handphone what,he can just call up to check lah, bodoh!!!"

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Beng and Seng excited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Beng asked, 'Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it.' 'No, that won't work,' answered Seng. 'People will think we're trying to break in.'

Then Beng suggested, 'What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?' 'No,' said Seng. 'People will think we're too dumb not to use a coat hanger.'

The kan cheong Beng shouted, 'we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain and the sunroof is open!'

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Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if she should cut itin six or twelve pieces.

"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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"Oh, look at the dead bird."Ah Beng looked skyward and said "Where, Where got?"

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A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"

Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "DeNephew."

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To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.

"Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That's the owner."

走出黑暗的世界

走出黑暗的世界吧，朋友
虽然外头依旧是漆黑一片
然而那里有暖和的阳光
有轻轻吹拂的风

走出黑暗的世界吧，朋友
虽然外头依旧是漆黑一片
然而那里有花儿的芬芳
有人间真情的温暖

只要你把你的双手伸出来
把你的心窗打开
你的眼睛已被无情的手遮掩
请不要让心灵也给掩盖

走出黑暗的世界吧，朋友
关心你的朋友在切切期待
希望你和他们分享生命的曙光
陪伴你走过漫长的黑暗

-陈洁仪，走出黑暗的世界，《心痛》专辑

昨天在车上回家的途中，无意间听到这首陈洁仪的歌曲，内心突然有很多的感触。

人生有起有落，有时的确仿佛置身在黑暗之中。然而，黑暗会在什么时候离开，取决于自身是否要从这黑暗中走出来。曙光一直都在心门外等待着直透封闭着的心灵。只要稍微将心窗打开，让它从缝隙中进入心房里，黑暗霎时间就会消失。要知道的是，黑暗并非存在，黑暗之所以是黑暗，是因为光不存在。生命会处于黑暗，是因为没有了光……

走出黑暗、自我封闭的世界吧。关心你的朋友正希望与你分享这道曙光……

πάντα ἰσχύω ἐν τῷ ἐνδυναμοῦντί με Χριστῷ

Feel a bit weird for being at home so early on a Sunday afternoon... no choice, cos tml will be having Greek 1 Exam from 9.15am to 11.15am, need to be a good student to come home and study. Can't possibly not do what I preach, ya? Can see the youths mugging so hard for their O's and A's, reminds me of my good old days during Sec, JC and Uni times... Now memory seems to be not as good as younger days, "hard disk" seems to be able to hold only temporary files and will "self-delete" the files after a short period of times... probably need to change the "hard disk"? hehe...

Anyway, do pray with me. Not just for the Greek exam tml, also for my 2 assignments due this Fri and next Tue. Fri's assignment is on NT Exegesis, need to write a 4000-word paper on Mark 11:12-33. Tue's assignment is on Pastoral Foundation, will be writing a 2500-word paper on "Divorce and Remarriage". Both got materials already but need the time to put my thots in a logical manner.

Will also be preaching on 19/11 at Hakka Methodist Church Youth Service. Can only prepare after handling up my 2nd assignment. 25/11 will then be preaching at our very own Youth Service.

This end-of-year holidays is gonna be quite packed with stuffs... Youth Camp, Christmas Rally, etc. Need also to think about next year's plan for RYM.

πάντα ἰσχύω ἐν τῷ ἐνδυναμοῦντί με Χριστῷ. (Philippians 4:13).